Edgar Allan Poe For the Signs
Aries: “Years of love have been forgot
In the hatred of a minute.”
Taurus: “Let me glimpse inside your velvet bones.”
Gemini: “There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.”
Cancer: “Love like mine can never be gotten over.”
Leo: “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
Virgo: “…a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only.”
Libra: “But my heart it is brighter
than all of the many
stars in the sky.”
Scorpio: “All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire.”
Sagittarius: “Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of it’s constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts.”
Capricorn: “I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind.”
Aquarius: “These were days when my heart was volcanic.”
Pisces: “And so being young and dipped in folly, I fell in love with melancholy.”
(Source: astropunkk, via negative-wonderland)
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
(via negative-wonderland)
The difference between creepy and charming is how attractive the person is.
Youtube ads are literally the least effective, especially if they’re unskippable or even timed so that they’re too short to skip because I will go out of my damn way to avoid buying that product just becuase it got in my way of listening to Fuck Machine by Msi for the 27th time in a row
(Source: goodbye--1989, via maxdemone)
You ever sat back and realized how much you allowed yourself to suffocate at one point in time because you were too kind?
(Source: auntymurda, via guy)
reblog if you’re gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
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